Why did the ghost cross the road?
Answer: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard?
When they're not dead!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
How can you tell if a corpse is angry?
It flips its lid!
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?
Because they're dead centres!
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely!
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor ?
He was in high spirits!
*What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
THE TEAM SPIRIT!
*What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
MOANDAY!
*Who greets you at the door of a haunted house?
A GHOST HOST!
*What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?
HER BOO-QUET!
*What did the guard at the haunted house say?
"HALT! WHO GHOST THERE?"
*Why did the ghost put a fence around the cemetery?
PEOPLE WERE DYING TO GET IN!
What do you call it when a ghost makes an error?
A grave mistake? : No-a boo-boo!
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on
Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. Why didn't the ghost dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. mas-scare-a.
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Who did the ghost take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
To the dead sea
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties!
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You look boo-tiful tonight
What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
Boojeans
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning.
What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
Coffee with scream and sugar.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti
What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
Answer: A handfull of sheet!
Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
Answer: At the ghastly station
What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Answer: Hello, hello, hello.
What do you call serious rocks?
Answer: Grave stones.
Why was the ghost so grumpy?
Answer: She woke up too early in the mourning
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him
Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones
Q: What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: White Pillowcases
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q: Why are ghosts at their loudest in the summer?
A: Because they are on their howlidays!
Q: Why did the ghost go to Wal-mart?
A: To get more sheets!
Q: Why didn't the ghost cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts
Q: Why did the ghost have a band-aid?
A: It had a boo boo !!
Did you hear about the ghost who was refused a drink in a bar?
The barman said that he didn't serve spirits.
