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Type: Lyrics

Source: Originally recorded by the Milwaukee band Problem Child on their album Stories of The Ape (1995)

 

Welcome to Our World

S. Draeger, D. Radke


OK, Chelsea will now recite her report on how she would greet visitors from another world to our planet earth. Chelsea?

Dear visitors,
Welcome to our world. It's a beautiful place. The skies are blue, the grass is green. Well, the skies get kind of gray at times, and there isn't much grass left. There used to be flowers, big trees, but now there's giant skyscrapers, buses, jumbo jets, ghettos, pollution in our air, in our water, bacteria, diseases in our food. A person gets murdered every two seconds. It's just a wonderful place.

I'm sending this song out into space
C'mon down get me out of this place
We got people down here in mass confusion
With fear and hatred on their face

We kill the day, we kill the night
We'll kill each other 'cause we're born to fight

Welcome, welcome to our world
It's a filthy place where the rats race
Welcome to our world

I know you're watching me everyday
In this experiment that's gone astray
So please come and get me out
Before the blue skies all turn to gray

We kill the day, we kill the night
We'll kill each other 'cause we're born to fight

Welcome, welcome to our world
It's a filthy place where the rats race
Welcome, welcome to our world
It's a filthy place where the rats race
Welcome to our world

We kill the day, we kill the night
We'll kill each other 'cause we're born to fight

Welcome, welcome to our world
It's a filthy place where the rats race. I'm sayin'
Welcome, welcome to our world
It's a fucked up place, so's the human race

I think you better just stay home. This place sucks.